she called me 2am in the morning. she said she was scared. i told her calm down but females you know. they never listen to you.
“no imroze, im scared and i dont know what to do” she said
so, to calm her down, i told her a story.
once upon a time, there was a guy, regular joe. nothing special about him. he reeked “simpleness” but he really loved this one gal. he really loved her.
she started crying.
but you know, he didnt have the balls to tell that gorgeous gal. but one day,some random guy asked her out and she said no to him.
“and you know what happened next? ” i asked her
“he asked her out” she answered, sobbing.
the guy grabbed his phone and started playing two weeks - grizzly bear. he started running and when he saw her; he called her name and said ” i dont want you cry anymore. i want you to be happy. i want you to say yes to my question and i promise you i will make the happiest girl in this whole universe and i will sing you babbu mann and malkit singh songs for the rest of my life. i dont care how far you live, i want you to say…..”
“YES” she said.

