MUSTAFA
MUSTAFA
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I wear a turban and rock a curly beard which means im old enough.
Whats good?
i dream too much

she called me 2am in the morning. she said she was scared. i told her calm down but females you know. they never listen to you. 

“no imroze, im scared and i dont know what to do” she said

so, to calm her down, i told her a story. 

once upon a time, there was a guy, regular joe. nothing special about him. he reeked “simpleness” but he really loved this one gal. he really loved her. 

she started crying.

but you know, he didnt have the balls to tell that gorgeous gal. but one day,some random guy asked her out and she said no to him.

“and you know what happened next? ” i asked her

“he asked her out” she answered, sobbing.

the guy grabbed his phone and started playing two weeks - grizzly bear. he started running and when he saw her; he called her name and said ” i dont want you cry anymore. i want you to be happy. i want you to say yes to my question and i promise you i will make the happiest girl in this whole universe and i will sing you babbu mann and malkit singh songs for the rest of my life. i dont care how far you live, i want you to say…..”

“YES” she said. 

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dont give me that “you changed” shit. bitch you are the one who changed.

 

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i dress to impress myself, not your bitchass.

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im gonna freak out

gonna freak out

FREAKING OUT

FREAKING OUT

CALM……FREAKING OUT!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

STILL FREAKING OUT.

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BIG POPPA

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yo, like today i was walking around and shit right, and this mali kam across right and i was like hai ni main marja. DAMNNNNN that mali was garam yo. i was just about to holla at her and shit but what you know guy. HERE MUMMY AND SHIT POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE B! LIKE SIYAPA GUAYY!!!! PANNI FIRTA AND SHIT YO!!!!

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  • me- im cute okk. IM EFFIN ADORABLE!!!
  • mom- you want roti or not?
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I LIVE WITH BUNCH OF TROLLS

yes, i’m talking about my family.

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y not brown fancy shmancy? that’s the only fun thing!!! you party pooper Imroze!

we brown ppl spend so much on weddings. its 2 souls marrying each other not a gong show. this is just my opinion. you can go to the gurudwara, marry your partner, invite couple of ppl or you can call the entire city. 

guys would spend $1000 on a shervani but A $100 KURTA PJAMA WOULD DO THE SAME THING. $2000 lady’s makeup and clothing, WHAT YOU LADIES ARE TOO GOOD FOR A SIMPLE SALVAR KAMEZ.

its all in ur head bud, YOU EITHER WANT A WEDDING OR GONG SHOW? INDIVIDUAL’S CHOICE.

im just gonna wear blue or red dastar and white kurta pyjama and drive to gurudwara in Volkswagen and bump some Malkit Singh. 

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staring at this beautiful girl at starbucks and talking to myself
  • me- (inside my head)- im just gonna stand here and admire your beauty.
  • cashier- sir!! SIR!! what would you like today?
  • me- yea i want that girl's phone number. think you can help me bud?
  • cashier- THATS MY GIRLFRIEND SIR!!
  • me- well (long pause) i will take a venti vanilla cappuccino with no spit in it.
  • cashier- have a good day. NOT
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